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Phil of the Future · Season 1

Lloyd, Phil and others in “You Say Toe-Mato”

Lloyd

You told her what?! Why?!

Phil

I had to. She told me she has dreams about being married to Mr. Potatohead. Look, it's Keely's innermost secret. When she told me that, I realized that it doesn't matter what century you're from. Real friends are truthful with each other, and i need a friend. A real friend.

Lloyd

When this leaks out, there's gonna be news reports and a manhunt! Before you know it, they're going to be busting down our door!

Lloyd

Marmalukes! Do you hear that? They're here!

Keely

Hey! Sorry about the racket. Your gate sticks a bit.

Barbara

Hey, I thought i heard someone at the gate.

Keely

Oh, it's just me, Mrs. Diffy. I never officially welcomed you to the neighborhood.

Barbara

Aw, thank you, Keely. Although we do miss lawrence, kansas, geographical center of the nation.

Lloyd

Save it. Our son spilled the beans.

Barbara

I'll go pack.

Keely

Phil, I don't care if you're from the future. Or from kansas...Or some nut job from...Nutsville. It doesn't matter to me. Whatever secrets you have, they're safe with me.

Phil

Thank you. It really means a lot to me. It--It means a lot to us.

Lloyd

Phil, it looks like your new friend might need a ride home.

Phil

Really?

Barbara

Be careful.

Keely

Oh, my gosh, Phil, you really are from the future.

Phil

It's a skyak. hop on.

Barbara

Oh, honey, remember our first skyak ride?

Lloyd

I never had a skyak.

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