Dude. My advice? Cut it out with the introspection. The mind is a den of scorpions better left running from, not towards.
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You took over someone?
Yes.
Yeah, you killed someone, whoever "Murn" really was!
I needed to stop them! So I inhabited the worst person I could find. This man, Leota, he's... he's a murderer. But still, I know his thoughts. He's... Even he could have changed. I know that. I took that from him. I took his freedom and his face. And every day, I dread waking up to his memories.
We used to go out, kill bad guys. Boom, boom, boom. No problem. We accidentally kill the wrong person? "Aw, shoot. Bummer. That stinks". Then we move on! Now, suddenly, you've got this weird, new-age belief that all life is sacred!
School wasn’t my bag. It’s for dorks.
[to Auggie, while punching him] You killed my brother! You killed Keith! And you're only right about one thing, I am a piece of shit! I'm a piece of shit for listening to you for all those years! I'm a piece of shit for not killing you in your sleep!
[laughs] You hit like a girl!
[Peacemaker storms over to Auggie's luger and picks it up, pointing it at him.]
Well go ahead and do it, you fucking pussy! [Peacemaker hesitates.] I knew you couldn't do it, you faggot. 'Cause I control you! Whether or not I kill you, you'll never be able to get the fuck away--
[Peacemaker shoots, then collapses, crying.]
Dude, this is a really weird time to do your face exercises. I mean, I guess you don't get a totally sick, jacked face like yours without dedication, but...
He's crying, asshole.
[to Vigilante] So you're compassionate about tape, but not brutally murdering people?
Yes.
AHAuggie Hallucination
The fuck are you doing?
Getting my poison blowgun, fucko!
AHAuggie Hallucination
Well, why don't you just go for your piece, cumstain?!
You're metaphorical, douchewad!
BButterfly
Why did he do that to his beard?
Do what?
BButterfly
Why did he color his beard all strange like that?
He thought it made him look younger and more handsome. He never had a girlfriend, so he thought dyeing his beard might help. But he was also lazy, and busy with his job... and he wouldn't dye his roots regularly. And when he did, he used the cheapest brand because he was incredibly underpaid. Mostly, though, he never thought anybody noticed. Until recently, when one guy said it to him all the time.
To the 11th Street Kids. We came, we motherfukcin' rocked it! No matter how far away we are from each other, even our boy Economos, no one will ever break us apart.
[sees his phones to see Sasha Bordeaux calling him] Fuck!
Who is it?
[answers] Hello?
BBordeaux
Why didn't you tell us Smith has some kind of superpowered duck?
LLangston
A meta duck.
He doesn't have a superpowered duck. He's got a regular eagle.
BBordeaux
That regular eagle just took down five agents. One's in the ICU. Another lost an eye. Another one needs to have a reconstructive facial surgery.
Fuck. O-okay, I'll be right in.
BBordeaux
Make it fast. [ends the call]
LLangston
He told me duck. What kind of man takes advantage of another man's bird blindness? [Bordeaux walks off] Right. [another nurse passes by] Sorry, excuse me.
[reading the note] "Ads, I'm trusting you to tell the others goodbye for me. I know you won't agree with what I'm doing…"
[voice-over] "…but I feel like it's the right thing. I've tried again and again to make up for my mistakes, but I'm not sure redemption is something that's truly possible, at least not here. So, I'm going to make a life in the other world. I'm going to be a brother to my brother, a son to my dad. And I'm going to tell Emilia, 'Yes. We'll work on this.' I'll cherish life and overcome my trauma and be the good man there that I was never able to be here. Don't be bummed. I love you all, even Harcourt after all that fucked-up, cunty bullshit she did, but I don't belong here. I think that if you and Harcourt and Economos turn this alien-dimensional-canister thing over to A.R.G.U.S., you'll be in their good graces enough to all get promoted. Then, everyone will be happy. Love, Chris and Eagly."
LLLex Luthor
Last time I saw you, you were denying Metahumans were a threat. And now, it seems they're taking over the world.
RFRick Flagg
Sort of, yeah.
LLuthor
Yeah, the Justice Gang and Superman determining international politics. Meanwhile, I'm here in Belle Reeve listening to a bear-sized man with dragon skin butt-fucking a glowing twink with cartoon eyes in a cell beside me every night.
LLuthor
What is the United States government willing to give me to stop this clown?
RRick
An opportunity for redemption.
LLuthor
I'm listening.
I know you don't hate me.
HHarcourt
I know you know I don't.
But I'm in love with you, Emilia.
HHarcourt
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I figured. Y'know, can we just talk about that then, maybe? Just tell me the truth. Do you have feelings about me or not?
HHarcourt
So what? So you're gonna stay here if I don't and come home if I do?
See? You just keep talking around it!
HHarcourt
Chris, I'm a fucking nightmare!
I don't care.
HHarcourt
I do, okay? I don't have access to my feelings like you do. So-- So you're right, what you said on the roof the other night. What I do is, I go and I get in bar fights...
I know.
HHarcourt
...just so I can fuckin' feel something.
And I still love you.
HHarcourt
Are you coming back or not?
I can't!
HHarcourt
Yes, you can.
Emilia, my dad. My brother. Y'know, I like the other you! Y'know, she's nice, she's not you, but... I can't just run out on these people!
HHarcourt
Fuckin' bullshit.
JJudomaster
You don't want to be a minority here. Or gay. Or Buddhist. Or anything I am, really.
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