Hey, can I have some of your milk? I know I still owe the cookie jar, but if I have to eat my corn flakes with root beer again...
S4 E5Fight or Flight
That is why, Owen, that you need to take time when you meet new friends. You go slow just for this reason, to save yourself needless suffering. And the other thing we've learned here O, is that your big brother, he is always right okay? You feel better now?
Don't touch that Owen, that fish is covered with feathers.
NNina
It's a bird, Charlie.
S4 E6Immediate Family
Well, the endive is just right, and the, uh, balsamic's perfect, and I'm married Charlie. I, uh, I got married.
I'm happy for you. And you know what? I really, really mean that. 'Cause I really am. And I don't know - I guess that means that things must be going okay for me too. That's all I ever wanted, was to see you happy. I guess I always thought that meant we'd be happy together, but I lost you - but I still get what I wanted most. I still got what was most important... I love you Kirsten.
S4 E7Positive Attitude
I keep looking at everything, and I'm like...what's 75% of that tree over there? Is that a lot? Is it a good chance? Does it mean I'm gonna live?
If I owned an Armani anything, I would wear nothing else. I mean, what is your problem with this suit?
Okay, you want to know what it is... Kathleen gave it to me. Like as a tip so every time I put it on I feel like a gigolo or something.
That's very moving Charlie, but my feeling on this is unless you're going to say that in your wedding toast, you should put on the suit.
Charlie, what happened to you?
Nothing, I guess. I just haven't been eating much since Nina went on that trip.
Get her on the phone, we gotta fatten you up.
A cake I like... a cake I like is an ice-cream cake.
A cake that melts. Are you insane?
How does this smell?
That depends. What kind of insect are you trying to repel?
S4 E8Sickness, Health / Richer, Poorer
You don't get to choose, you just fall, and then you have this person, this weird person, who's all wrong and all right at the same time.
There are things that you do for people you love. And they're not the same things you do for people you like. Not even people you like a lot. Because I look at you and I think this is too much for her...Because if you know this is too much for you, you have to tell me that too.
One month into a relationship we should be talking about the latest movie, not the latest trend in radiation.
S4 E9Truth Be Told
I just gotta know, Julia. What are you waiting for, Julia? My funeral?
What?
I mean, I can't get Claudia to shut up about it, and you, I don't hear a word from! Nothing! You don't even stop by! It's like I'm going through all this, and you couldn't care less!
You think that? You think I don't care?
What am I supposed to think? What's take, Julia? How much effort is required to pick up a freakin' phone?
Maybe it takes, I don't know, some sign, something that I'm a part of your life! I mean, you want me to care, Charlie, but you didn't want me to know!
But you do know! Now you know!
But you didn't tell me! Claudia did.
Look, I don't have time to play games with you, Julia.
Games? You are the one playing games, Charlie. You let me go on and on about my stupid money problems. You don't interrupt. You don't say a word about your health, like your cancer isn't important enough to mention! Like how could Julia possibly care about anything but herself? God, what am I supposed to do Charlie, except take my cue from you? If you have wanted anything from me, if you had expected anything from me, you would have treated me like I was capable of coming through for you. But obviously, you don't. So congratulations, Charlie. I guess you have me pegged.
What is this? What is your...God, I'm sick! I'm sick, and you've got a problem with, with my process? Get over yourself, Julia! Man, I thought Owen was the baby of the family!
What else?
What else?
Yeah, what else do you want to yell at me about. Because if this helps you to be angry and scream about how unfair this all is... how helpless you feel, how helpless you are, well then that's what you need to do. Go ahead, I can take it.
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