I keep looking at everything, and I'm like...what's 75% of that tree over there? Is that a lot? Is it a good chance? Does it mean I'm gonna live?
“Positive Attitude” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Charlie Salinger (3), Claudia Salinger (2), Bailey Salinger (1), Julia Salinger (1), Sarah Reeves (1), Griffin Holbrook (1)
If I owned an Armani anything, I would wear nothing else. I mean, what is your problem with this suit?
Okay, you want to know what it is... Kathleen gave it to me. Like as a tip so every time I put it on I feel like a gigolo or something.
That's very moving Charlie, but my feeling on this is unless you're going to say that in your wedding toast, you should put on the suit.
Charlie, what happened to you?
Nothing, I guess. I just haven't been eating much since Nina went on that trip.
Get her on the phone, we gotta fatten you up.
A cake I like... a cake I like is an ice-cream cake.
A cake that melts. Are you insane?
How does this smell?
That depends. What kind of insect are you trying to repel?
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