I keep noticing that my ring is gone... see, there's a line where it used to be.
Just wait, it'll go away.
S5 E1Moving On
Do you know why I said yes to you Charlie when you asked me to have this baby? It was you. It was this look in your eyes. It was how badly you wanted it and how badly I wanted to give it to you.
BDr. Bob
I think it's time you got yourself a grown-up doctor. A regular GP, someone who deals more with the issues a man your age can face.
My age? But what if I don't wanna? What if I like you, Dr. Bob?
BDr. Bob
Have a lolly.
[to Julia] Don't get too smart. I barely know what you're saying already.
S5 E2Separation Anxiety
Dad I really need you guys to be together.
RMr. Reeves
Sarah, I wish you could hear how selfish you sound right now. We've all lost. I lost you, I lost what I thought was a good marriage. Your mother lost something too. None of us has a family anymore. You want this to e all about you. Honey, people change and people grow. You grow too, okay?
I thought I could just walk away. But no matter how far away I walk, the baby's still there.
You take a snapshot of your life the last time you leave someplace, and, I don't know, it's dumb, but you think it's never gonna change.
You figured you could go back any night at eleven and they'd be watching Nightline.
Yeah, you get this.
I've got snapshots too, with parents in them.
I know how much you like to whip out the checkbook, Bay, and be everybody's fixer, but you can't fix this one, OK? I gotta show the court that I can support my baby. Me. Not by little brother or anybody else.
What do they do at a Kiwanis meeting anyways?
Sacrifice a virgin for all I know.
S5 E3Naming Names
You're in serious trouble, man.
Why? How do you figure?
Well, there's gonna come a day when she walks through the door four hours after her curfew and she's got a hickey on her neck the size of a baseball and she declares her undying love for a guy who's got a tattoo on his bicep that reads 'Born Dead' - a guy named Meat, and that's not even his nickname. Man, I should just start saving for your bail now.
JJosh
It's me, it's obviously me. It's something I'm doing, or not doing. It's my overbite, or my deodorant. Whatever it is, it's okay, sometimes these things are just chemical.
Josh, it is so not you.
JJosh
It's not?
It's him.
JJosh
Him. Him?
I was thinking maybe we could name her Diana.
As in Princess?
As in my mother.
Oh. Wow. Well, that's gonna kinda be a problem for me, Charlie, because my next-door neighbor growing up, her name was Diana, Diana Didario, and we would call her the Italian Sub, and everytime I hear the name Diana I think of this extremely fat girl who shaved my dog because I wouldn't give her my Twinkie.
Where's Maggie?
Are you kidding? She thinks these movies are... I wanna get this right... an exploitation of women, a celebration of violence, and the ultimate proof that at the lowest common denominator, nothing gets our juices flowing like pain and cruelty.
Well, if she's gonna be *that* way about it...
S5 E4A Mid-Semester's Night Dream
HHannah
A one night stand after a couple of lousy beers and then this? God, I guess we should've thought about getting to know each other, Will, because I am, I am. It's not a rumor. I am, and it's yours, OK? It's ours.
It's like I'm this alien pod or this receptacle, you know, and the only thing that matters is what I'm carrying.
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