All right, let's see here...these look good! Come on, let's get out of here.
Bailey, these are tampons! Super plus! Jesus...there sure are lots to choose from.
These have wings. Wings...what's up with that?
S1 E13Grownups
I can make popcorn and read Charlotte's Web to you like I used to.
You really wanna do that? How come? I thought you were way too old to be sharing a bedroom.
[smiling] Who said that, huh? I'm not too old.
[to Charlie, about feminine products]: Do you have any idea what wings are?
[to Claudia] Are you afraid of having an accident or something?
She's afraid of spilling.
Staining.
Oh God, I'm going to die.
For God's sake, Claud, I don't have time for this! You think you're gonna miss school every time you get your period?
I just don't feel like going! I'm moody.
You're moody all the time.
Problem?
Claudia's not going to school, she got her period.
So? It's her first time. She's nervous.
I'm not nervous! I just don't feel like going!
What's going on?
Claudia's period.
Why don't you just invite the neighbors over, and we can all talk about it!
S1 E14Not Fade Away
I did not take $10 from your wallet.
S1 E16Aftershocks
Hey, crank it up. People in Sausalito can't hear it.
[Giggling and moaning]
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
Charlie!
God! Jeez.
Charlie, get out of here! You can't just come busting in my room like that!
Claudia's downstairs, for God's sakes.
Claudia's downstairs all the time when you and Kirsten do it.
That's not the same thing.
It's exactly the same.
Claudia's downstairs, you're 16 years old, and you're not having sex in this house.
You had sex in this house when you were 16.
No, I didn't! Mom and Dad made it impossible for me, I'm gonna make it impossible for you.
Oh, like that's fair.
[Knocks on door]
Oops, wrong house.
Bailey's in the shower. You want to join him?
I got school. If you want, I can wait outside on the sidewalk across the street? Down the block, how's that? [starts vacuum cleaner] I'm allergic to wool.
What?
Your sweater. It's wool, right? Well, even if I wasn't, I-- Allergic, I-- I wouldn't wear it. Oh, not the sweater, no. No, your sweater's really nice. No, it's just have you ever seen them shave sheep? Shear sheep-- Have you ever seen that? Ooh, it looks like it hurts. Doesn't look like the sheep are too happy about it, you know? It's kind of an animal cruelty issue really. [vacuum turns off] I just, I-- I get a rash really gross, around my wrists from wool.
You're high.
What?
You're on something.
I am not! God, last night too.
After-- After the earthquake, you were-- You were bouncing off the walls.
Uh, I was scared, okay? Same as two million other people. Same as Claudia.
It's speed, right?
You are crazy. I am not on--
I lived with a guy in college. He used to take uppers to get through exams. His eyes looked like yours do, kind of, kind of glazed.
Wow. What did I ever do to you?
There you are. I want to know what the hell your problem is with Jill.
I guess Jill told you about our conversation.
I want to know what you got against her that you would just come out, and, I mean, out of nowhere, accuse her of doing speed.
She's on speed, Bay. [sighs] Maybe you haven't been around it long enough to know, but I have. All the signs are there.
What signs?
You haven't noticed that she's wired all the time?
She's high-strung, that's her personality, and she works in a coffeehouse, for God's sakes!
I mean, she drinks, like, I know you don't want to believe this about her, that's why you're not seeing it, but she has a problem.
You're the one who's got a problem, Charlie. All the sudden you think you're Father Knows Best. You make all the rules, and you got all the answers.
Fine. Get mad at me. It doesn't change what's going on here.
You don't want me to be with her, just admit it.
Okay. That's true, you're right. I don't want this girl messing up your life, Bay.
So as long as I'm a good little boy, and I do my homework and I drink my milk, you're okay, but as soon as I start dating a girl who likes to have a little fun and who isn't a virgin, you start making up lies to break us up.
If I wanted to do that Bailey, if I wanted to lie about her, why would I go to her? Come on, Bay, think about it. If that's true, why would I go to Jill and not to you?
First of all, those aren't even mine, all right? They're, like, mostly my brother's.
Give me a break.
I'm telling you, he puts it in my bag, because he doesn't want my folks to find them!
Jill.
What? Okay, okay, I'm not saying that I don't take them, all right? I take them sometimes, like, when I'm really stressed out at school, or if I'm working really late at the coffee shop or something. I mean, just every once in a while, just to keep me going. What is the big deal?
Are you kidding? What is the big deal? You're on drugs.
I am not on drugs! I take some pills sometimes. Oh, what, you have never had a beer or something?
What are these anyway? I don't even know what these are. Speed?
Well, didn't you stop to think that maybe there's a-- There's a good explanation Like, maybe they were aspirin? Huh? I mean, it's not like Claudia's some drug expert or anything.
It's Darvax from when Mom hurt her back.
It's a really strong drug, Bailey.
Yeah, I know what kind of drug it is.
You don't steal drugs from somebody's medicine cabinet unless things are pretty bad.
I'll take care of it. Thanks.
She needs to get help, Bay. In the meantime, we'd feel better if she didn't come around here so much.
What? What're you doing? What are you, kicking her out of here? Is that what you're doing?
Shh! Claud's sleeping. Keep your voice down.
Screw this. This is my house too.
She's stealing, Bay, and she's lying to you. She's not in control.
And we don't want to see you get hurt.
Wait, you think you're making this better, making me choose? You are making it so much worse, I can't tell you. This is my house. You don't tell me what to do with my girlfriend. There is no way in hell I'm putting up with that.
S1 E17In Loco Parentis
So I take it Jill told you about our conversation?
Yeah. Yeah, she did. And I can't believe you would just out of nowhere accuse her of being on speed!
She's on speed, Bay.
Do you know what the the word "private" means? Do you?
Justin.
You showed that poem to my mother.
No, I- She told you?
That was between us. That was the most private thing I could do, and you showed it to my mother.
I didn't think.
Do you like, tell her ever thing that I say to you? Do you, tell her what it's like when I kiss you?
No. Of course not.
What do you mean, of course not? It's not like it's impossible, now look what you did, I wrote you a love poem, I mean that's the first- That's the only love poem I've ever written to anyone. I couldn't even say those things to your face I had to write them down.
I'm sorry.
Where is it? Where is, uh, the poem?
It's on the.. Justin, please don't do that. Please.
I never should've written this for you.
I almost had it memorised.
You had that friend that guy in the Who had a coke problem?
Gary.
Right. So what did you do? Was there, like, some really low-key treatment program somewhere? Because maybe if you talk to her mother You know, I mean, I tried, and it, like, completely backfired, but you're older, so maybe--
Bailey, I'm not--
Please, Charlie. I'm asking you. I'm really scared of what could happen to her.
Bay, what are you gonna do? You keep drawing a line, and she keeps crossing it, and you keep going back to her, which is only making things worse. I'm telling you, the best thing you can do is walk away.
I should've known better than to come to you.
What the hell does that mean?
It means you've got one answer to every problem. Turn your back and walk away.
I am not walking away.
Yeah, you are.
No! I'm not walking away from you, and you're my problem. You're my responsibility.
Please.
Why don't you listen to me? I don't want to find out you're in the car the next time she cracks it up. I don't want you in trouble with the police if she gets busted. I don't want you getting deeper and deeper into this with her.
I don't have a choice.
Bailey what is going on here? What? Are you in love with her?
S1 E18Who Cares?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday. It's just that with Jill and everything, it was...
More important. Yeah, I know.
No. Not more important. But...I guess it seemed more urgent. I'm really sorry.
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