Jill quotes from Party of Five

Charlie

Hey, crank it up. People in Sausalito can't hear it.

Charlie

What the hell do you think you're doing?!

Bailey

Charlie!

Jill

God! Jeez.

Bailey

Charlie, get out of here! You can't just come busting in my room like that!

Charlie

Claudia's downstairs, for God's sakes.

Bailey

Claudia's downstairs all the time when you and Kirsten do it.

Charlie

That's not the same thing.

Bailey

It's exactly the same.

Charlie

Claudia's downstairs, you're 16 years old, and you're not having sex in this house.

Bailey

You had sex in this house when you were 16.

Charlie

No, I didn't! Mom and Dad made it impossible for me, I'm gonna make it impossible for you.

Bailey

Oh, like that's fair.

Jill

Oops, wrong house.

Charlie

Bailey's in the shower. You want to join him?

Jill

I got school. If you want, I can wait outside on the sidewalk across the street? Down the block, how's that? [starts vacuum cleaner] I'm allergic to wool.

Charlie

What?

Jill

Your sweater. It's wool, right? Well, even if I wasn't, I-- Allergic, I-- I wouldn't wear it. Oh, not the sweater, no. No, your sweater's really nice. No, it's just have you ever seen them shave sheep? Shear sheep-- Have you ever seen that? Ooh, it looks like it hurts. Doesn't look like the sheep are too happy about it, you know? It's kind of an animal cruelty issue really. [vacuum turns off] I just, I-- I get a rash really gross, around my wrists from wool.

Charlie

You're high.

Jill

What?

Charlie

You're on something.

Jill

I am not! God, last night too.

Charlie

After-- After the earthquake, you were-- You were bouncing off the walls.

Jill

Uh, I was scared, okay? Same as two million other people. Same as Claudia.

Charlie

It's speed, right?

Jill

You are crazy. I am not on--

Charlie

I lived with a guy in college. He used to take uppers to get through exams. His eyes looked like yours do, kind of, kind of glazed.

Jill

Wow. What did I ever do to you?

Jill

First of all, those aren't even mine, all right? They're, like, mostly my brother's.

Bailey

Give me a break.

Jill

I'm telling you, he puts it in my bag, because he doesn't want my folks to find them!

Bailey

Jill.

Jill

What? Okay, okay, I'm not saying that I don't take them, all right? I take them sometimes, like, when I'm really stressed out at school, or if I'm working really late at the coffee shop or something. I mean, just every once in a while, just to keep me going. What is the big deal?

Bailey

Are you kidding? What is the big deal? You're on drugs.

Jill

I am not on drugs! I take some pills sometimes. Oh, what, you have never had a beer or something?

Bailey

What are these anyway? I don't even know what these are. Speed?