Hey, crank it up. People in Sausalito can't hear it.
[Giggling and moaning]
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
Charlie!
God! Jeez.
Charlie, get out of here! You can't just come busting in my room like that!
Claudia's downstairs, for God's sakes.
Claudia's downstairs all the time when you and Kirsten do it.
That's not the same thing.
It's exactly the same.
Claudia's downstairs, you're 16 years old, and you're not having sex in this house.
You had sex in this house when you were 16.
No, I didn't! Mom and Dad made it impossible for me, I'm gonna make it impossible for you.
Oh, like that's fair.
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