Hey, crank it up. People in Sausalito can't hear it.
[Giggling and moaning]
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
Charlie, get out of here! You can't just come busting in my room like that!
Claudia's downstairs, for God's sakes.
Claudia's downstairs all the time when you and Kirsten do it.
That's not the same thing.
Claudia's downstairs, you're 16 years old, and you're not having sex in this house.
You had sex in this house when you were 16.
No, I didn't! Mom and Dad made it impossible for me, I'm gonna make it impossible for you.
[Knocks on door]
Bailey's in the shower. You want to join him?
I got school. If you want, I can wait outside on the sidewalk across the street? Down the block, how's that? [starts vacuum cleaner] I'm allergic to wool.
Your sweater. It's wool, right? Well, even if I wasn't, I-- Allergic, I-- I wouldn't wear it. Oh, not the sweater, no. No, your sweater's really nice. No, it's just have you ever seen them shave sheep? Shear sheep-- Have you ever seen that? Ooh, it looks like it hurts. Doesn't look like the sheep are too happy about it, you know? It's kind of an animal cruelty issue really. [vacuum turns off] I just, I-- I get a rash really gross, around my wrists from wool.
I am not! God, last night too.
After-- After the earthquake, you were-- You were bouncing off the walls.
Uh, I was scared, okay? Same as two million other people. Same as Claudia.
You are crazy. I am not on--
I lived with a guy in college. He used to take uppers to get through exams. His eyes looked like yours do, kind of, kind of glazed.
Wow. What did I ever do to you?
There you are. I want to know what the hell your problem is with Jill.
I guess Jill told you about our conversation.
I want to know what you got against her that you would just come out, and, I mean, out of nowhere, accuse her of doing speed.
She's on speed, Bay. [sighs] Maybe you haven't been around it long enough to know, but I have. All the signs are there.
You haven't noticed that she's wired all the time?
She's high-strung, that's her personality, and she works in a coffeehouse, for God's sakes!
I mean, she drinks, like, I know you don't want to believe this about her, that's why you're not seeing it, but she has a problem.
You're the one who's got a problem, Charlie. All the sudden you think you're Father Knows Best. You make all the rules, and you got all the answers.
Fine. Get mad at me. It doesn't change what's going on here.
You don't want me to be with her, just admit it.
Okay. That's true, you're right. I don't want this girl messing up your life, Bay.
So as long as I'm a good little boy, and I do my homework and I drink my milk, you're okay, but as soon as I start dating a girl who likes to have a little fun and who isn't a virgin, you start making up lies to break us up.
If I wanted to do that Bailey, if I wanted to lie about her, why would I go to her? Come on, Bay, think about it. If that's true, why would I go to Jill and not to you?
First of all, those aren't even mine, all right? They're, like, mostly my brother's.
I'm telling you, he puts it in my bag, because he doesn't want my folks to find them!
What? Okay, okay, I'm not saying that I don't take them, all right? I take them sometimes, like, when I'm really stressed out at school, or if I'm working really late at the coffee shop or something. I mean, just every once in a while, just to keep me going. What is the big deal?
Are you kidding? What is the big deal? You're on drugs.
I am not on drugs! I take some pills sometimes. Oh, what, you have never had a beer or something?
What are these anyway? I don't even know what these are. Speed?
Well, didn't you stop to think that maybe there's a-- There's a good explanation Like, maybe they were aspirin? Huh? I mean, it's not like Claudia's some drug expert or anything.
It's Darvax from when Mom hurt her back.
It's a really strong drug, Bailey.
Yeah, I know what kind of drug it is.
You don't steal drugs from somebody's medicine cabinet unless things are pretty bad.
I'll take care of it. Thanks.
She needs to get help, Bay. In the meantime, we'd feel better if she didn't come around here so much.
What? What're you doing? What are you, kicking her out of here? Is that what you're doing?
Shh! Claud's sleeping. Keep your voice down.
Screw this. This is my house too.
She's stealing, Bay, and she's lying to you. She's not in control.
And we don't want to see you get hurt.
Wait, you think you're making this better, making me choose? You are making it so much worse, I can't tell you. This is my house. You don't tell me what to do with my girlfriend. There is no way in hell I'm putting up with that.
