What don't you understand? It's crystal clear. Ron Donald Do's, okay? The 4 P's and 1 B. Politeness, Professionalism, Perfectionism, Proactive, Be on time.
I have a proactive suggestion. [goes to white board]
You-you know what, I think we get the system.
Okay, then what don't you understand, Kyle? [to Roman] What are you doing? Don't do that. Don't—
"Punctuality."
What? No! Don't do that!
Now it's 5 P's.
No! I already have 4 P's. That's an RDD.
That's a Ron Donald Do?
No, a Ron Donald Don'ts. "Failure to politeness."
This is so confusing, Ron.
You know what I don't get? Who says you get to be boss?
I do. As boss I have that authority.
You can't do that.
Yeah, I can, and I did.
Okay, well, hey guys, guess what? I'm the boss now.
You can't do that because you're not the boss. You know, can I finish please? Three RDDs, I dock your pay.
You can't do that, Ron.
I can too! And Roman, that's an RDD.
A Do? This is the dumbest fucking strategy for productivity. [Henry enters]
Henry, is Ron really the boss?
Yeah, Ron's in charge, everybody.
See? Not that what he says matters.
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