Craig, Tom and others in “Unfinished Business”

Craig

Good evening. May I assist you with a wine tonight?

Tom

Yeah I'm having fish so maybe a full-bodied red.

Craig

You know sir you might want to consider something white to go with your fish.

Donna

No, red! And bring some ice cubes. I like ice cubes in my red wine.

April

I'll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around please.

Craig

...I'll be right back with my recommendations. [walks out]

Tom

Seems to be keeping it together

Craig

[from the other room] WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ORDERS RED WITH FISH!? I KNOW THEY'RE MESSING WITH ME AND IT'S JUST A TEST BUT HAVE SOME DECENCY!

Craig

For you sir, a light crisp Pinot with just a hint of lemon to bring out the flavors of your fish. [to Donna] I brought you a bold Cabernet which should still taste okay when watered down. [to April] And for you madam would you consider this Rose, it's halfway between red and white.

Tom

Thanks very much!

Craig

Enjoy. [walks out]

Tom

I think I might have found my new sommelier.

Craig

[from the other room] THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!

Tom

I'll have to make sure the wine cellar at Tom's bistro is sound proof.