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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

April, Woman and others in “Unfinished Business”

April

April Ludgate, professional drinker.

WWoman

Uhh where did you study Ms. Ludgate?

April

The Wine...Academy.

WWoman

The Wine Academy!? In Bordeaux!?

April

Yes!

WWoman

Carol. Make sure she's in Group A.

Craig

Excuse me I want in too. I know I don't look the part but I know everything about wine and I will prove it! My name is Craig Middlebrooks and this is my debit rewards card!

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