Leslie, Ron and others in “Unfinished Business”

Leslie

Okay Ron, enough's enough let's talk plans for Diane's baby shower.

Ron

Dear God woman!

Leslie

Three main activities: baby bingo, baby food tasting and my personal favorite, baby onesie decorating station. I wanna make mine look like an astronaut. What are you doin up there in space baby!? Ugh! So cute! Okay, I have some gift ideas. I was looking at a very adorable stroller.

Ron

We already have a stroller. [motions to the corner]

Leslie

Oh shoot really? I have to think of something else. [Leslie spots baby John in the corner and gasps] Oh my God, whose baby is that!?

Ron

That would be mine.

Leslie

Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!

Andy

Oh, Ron. Cool baby.

Ron

Thank you Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John, middle name redacted, Swanson. John was born some time ago weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.

Leslie

How am I supposed to keep my voice down when you had your baby, and you didn't tell me that you had your baby!

Ron

Why would you need to know something like that?

Leslie

[pacing frantically] Why would I!? Oh my God! I have not even sent Diane a gift! She's just walking around wondering why I haven't sent her a gift yet!

April

Should we do something?

Ron

Just let her tire herself out.

If you need anything from us Ron please just let us know.

Ron

Actually there is something. Could one of you please stop at the pet store and pick up some fish food for me?

Leslie

WHEN DID YOU GET A FISH!?