It's time to settle this.
Ah, an old fashioned prairie drink-off.
[Tammy Zero opens a jug of alcohol]
Ugh, what's in that jug? It smells like jet fuel!
That's Swanson family mash liquor. Made from the finest corn ever grown on American soil. Its only legal use is to strip varnish off of speed boats.
If you win, he's all yours, and if I win, I bring him back to the farm for good.
Wait, what? That wasn't the deal!
Pour it. I'm thirsty.
Pour me one too, then. Let me in here! I'm gonna join you and if I win, Ron stays here with us.
Leslie, no, don't drink that. We use it to burn warts off of the mules!
[Leslie and the Tammys take a shot of the liquor]
...POISON! UGH! I made a mistake! I made a mistake!
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