Hey Ron, how's the street parking at your house?
What?
Can you handle like 20 cars or a double-decker party bus?
There is no street parking at my house. My house is not even on a street.
Do you have space for like a huge circus tent?
[Ann walks in with a big bunch of balloons]
Hey Ron, have you seen... [Ron starts violently popping the balloons with a pen] What!? What the hell!? No!
Well looks like there won't be any balloons for the birthday boy.
These were for a sick child at the hospital!
[The final balloon spins around to reveal "Get Well Soon Tyrone!" is written on it]
...Ah. My office now.
I don't work for you!
Don't care.
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