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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Ron in “Unfinished Business”

Ron

I don't like loud noises and people making a fuss. And I especially don't like people celebrating because they know a piece of private information about me. Plus the whole thing is a scam: birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.

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