You want me to do what now?
Send Leslie somewhere on an assignment, a conference or something...and make her take April...and freeze their bank accounts.
I don't understand. Is Leslie's work unsatisfactory?
No it has nothing to do with her work. I don't wanna get into it.
Wow. This is me okay? You know you can talk to me about anything.
[Quietly] Well it's my birthday on Friday.
Hey! Happy Birthday! [Kisses Ron full on the mouth]
[Ron is frozen with a horrified look on his face]
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