Okay I think it's a little weird that nobody wants to admit they shot Ron in the head.
Maybe Ron shot himself.
Hmmm he has seemed really depressed lately.
He was shot in the back of the head!
You're right he loves the back of his head, he would never shoot himself there!
It could've been someone else that shot Ron. Someone not in our group.
You think someone is hunting us?
Man is the most dangerous game.
For the Predator!
I did smell something out there and it wasn't human.
That was pine trees.
The predator can see heat.
We should cover ourselves in mud. It could still be out there.
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