[After catching Greg defacing the statue]
How did you get into the parks department!? I have to know!
Maybe the FBI can figure it out.
Hahaha! I'm not even in the FBI! Stupid!
Wow. You're amazing.
Hey! You're going to jail for a very long time.
He's not gonna go to jail you know, he's a minor.
Well we'll let the jury decide.
There's not going to be a jury...
Then the Judge will decide where he goes!
He's gonna do probation, he's a minor...
Dave just let me have this!
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