[Leslie is confronting Greg Pikitis at the high school]
Greg Pikitis.
You're the parks lady right?
Yeah that's right. I'm the parks lady, Leslie Knope and I'm here to tell you that this year, it ends.
[Cut to Leslie being interviewed]
Ugh this kid makes me crazy. We got a history, Greg and I. He absolutely terrorizes the parks system. Every Halloween someone defaces the statue of Mayor Percy in Ramset Park! And I know it's Greg Pikitis! But I've never been able to prove it. He's like an invisible, adolescent, James Bond, supervillain, criminal mastermind.....Or maybe someone else is doing it but I really feel like it's this kid!
[Cut back to Leslie and Greg]
Got the entire parks department watching you, my boyfriend's a cop. So don't even try it!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh I think you do! It ends today Pikitis. It ends. To. Day.
[Leslie starts walking away]
Thanks for stopping by Leslie. You look great.
Thank you...Ends today!
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