Pani Poni · Season 1
All right, everyone, make sure you're with your class! The fresh air and the blue sky! What a great day to be alive! But it's an even better day together for our camping class. Wouldn't you agree? Of course you'd agree! How could you not and you'd be right? It's the perfect day for camping! [Laughs heartily]
I heard that your classroom had a student left over when they broke into smaller groups.
Huh? Well, she wasn't exactly leftover.... It's more like we totally forgot she existed when we were counting.
Forgot she existed?
It's alright, must be hard to remember someone with no personality. I understand...
Oh, it's that one. I get it now.
Do you think a ghost will come out? Do you? Maho, maho, maho!
You don't need to look so happy saying that!
Oh, let me guess, you're scared, Miyako?
No. I'm not scared!
First of all, why did you even come with us? A bookworm should go back to the classroom and study by herself, you know.
Don't call me a worm!
[after explaining that she lost at rock paper scissors] Well, there you have it. That's what happened.
Maho! It's hotter than the sun out here today!
I'm gonna die.
We understand the situation now. So stop watching and help us.
She's right, Becky! You really should be helping us!
What are you talking about? I'm a teacher.
Look, here! None of this would've happened if you lost at Rock-Paper-Scissors! And besides, why does it have to be us?!
No reason.
Don't go picking people for no reason!
Now, I want you to bring out your research presentation.
That sounds like elementary school homework or something.
Little kids' summer vacation!
I kept a specific growth record of Morning Glory during summer vacation.
So plain.
How plain.
It's plain.
It's the plainest "of the year".
Maho-hoi!
I'm Himeko Katagiri, kero.
And I'm a giant salamander, maho.
People say "idiots don't catch colds". But I wonder if it's true. It must be that...[coughs]
Becky, goodness! Are you alright?
I bet you haven't got enough sleep because you've been staying up all night watching late-night TV shows everyday, am I right?
I don't watch TV all the time! It's just something that's been going around, that's all. You better be careful too!
Roger, I'll be omega careful!
You don't have to worry about that.
Maho?
I know this is sudden and a short notice. Class 1-C has been temporarily closed.
My goodness gracious, I'm sorry to hear that.
What, is the flu going around or something?
It's an unknown virus.
You seem pretty calm, don't you, Rei?
Well, now it has come to this, there's no point in worrying. I'll just look the main upstairs and look the matter.
No, you can't do that. Rei! If you give up, it's game over!
You idiot, stop!
Let him out, damn it!
Maybe I just got electrified.
That's why I told you not to.
What's the matter with you, Himeko?
Do you smell something?
Maho!
Huh?
[hugs Rei in the breasts] Mahoooo!
Himeko, what are doing?!
You smell so good, Rei!
Let go, you idiot!
[in pain] Maho...
Himeko, what are you doing?
Because...[sniffs on Rei again and hugs Rei's breasts] It smells good!
I'm sorry, seriously!
And what the hell do you think you're doing?
Well, actually...[stomach growls] Oh. I'm getting hungry, you know?
Huh?
I don't get it...
You know you went too far this time, Ichijo!
I'm sorry, I'm not quite good enough to handle a million volts electric shock yet.
Don't say "yet"!
I never in a million years stalled a volt into a stat high.
It's a miracle!
Sounds too miraculous.
[after being scared by Becky] I'm scared!
Himeko?
I'm scared of little kids! [wails]
Hey. what's wrong with you, Himeko?
That's right. Don't go acting all weird and the funny moment you wake up.
Oh, boy! Things are really getting wild!
I wonder if Ms. Miyamoto is all right.
I am God, meow.
Of course it was.
What did you say?!
Did that mushroom had something to do with Himeko's behavior?
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