Sue quotes from Outnumbered

Pete

Don't play the therapist with me.

Sue

Pete.

He's one of those guys who thinks that Charltons should become psychotherapists.

Pete

Yeah, and Serbian war criminals.

Sue

Pete!

Whoa, Hugh Grant.

Pete

And if you call me Hugh Grant, one more time. I'm going to take your Platinum Visa card. And I'm going to shove it right up your...

I want my mom!

It's alright sweetie.

No! I want my real mom!

I..I'll pop back in a tick. (Kelly quietly walks away.)

Ben

Is this fruit bread mouldy?

Sue

That's not even fruit bread. Bung it in the compost.

Karen

We could do you a whole new make-over! That would be a good mother-daughter thing.

Sue

But I don't want a make-over! I'm perfectly happy with the way I look.

Karen

Well, you're just being silly now.

Sue

What's happening?

Pete

Just two Father Christmases trying to beat the crap out of each other.