Daddy, I can't help it, if the mountain came to me.
Mountains...or boulders? [flexes his biceps]
Arnaz, all of your showing off is giving me a headache.
Then, maybe you should take an aspirin, and wash it down with a...six pack! [lifts up his shirt, revealing his abs]
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