Arnaz quotes from One on One

You wanna be down with us?

Arnaz

Me, a member of the McKinley Pros? AWESOME! I mean...hell yeah.

Breanna

That was really cool of you, Arnaz. Maybe I can forgive you for what you did with Natasha in my room.

Arnaz

Dang, Breanna. Do you really wanna know what happened with Natasha in your bedroom? Nothing! In fact, she broke up with me, and hasn't spoken to me since. You happy?

Arnaz

Breanna, you know how I feel about you and I've never tried to hide it, and I think you feel the same way, but since your leaving I can understand if you dont' wanna say anyth-

Breanna

(kisses Arnaz)

Arnaz

If I'd known this was gonna happen, I wouldn't have had pickles for lunch. I would've had the salad. Poppyseed. Poppyseed tastes good.

Breanna

you talk to much

Arnaz

Hey Foxy....

What did you say, boy?

Arnaz

[surprised] Momma???!!!

Arnaz

Breanna its me! Open up!

Breanna

Oh no. What do I say?

Spirit

How about, "We should change your name to "Light Switch", because anybody can turn you on."?

Breanna

No. That's all cool if you're immature. But me? I'm an actress. I have to give him "Cool Breanna". The "I don't care Breanna". *walks to door and opens it* Enter!

Arnaz

Breanna, I'm sorry about Charlotte. Look, I even wore an athletic cup for protection. Let me have it.

Breanna

*in British accent* Oh you silly boy. The only reason you would need a cup is for some tea. Would you care for a spot?

Arnaz

No thanks. I'm gonna go. *in British accent* Cheerio

Breanna

*in British accent* That went very well don't you think?

Spirit

Breanna, he's gone. You don't need that accent anymore.

Breanna

*in British accent* I very well do. Its bloody well keeping me from crying

Spirit

It's my momma.

Breanna

It's my daddy.

Arnaz

It's my Duane.

Arnaz

At home, I'm the man.

Who you trying to kid? We live with you jackass.