[about the way David is handling Liz] You better hope you don't have a daughter.
What are you talking about?
Imagine how you're gonna be, when she turns sixteen!
S5 E16Cover Me
S5 E17First Law
CCoach
[about the "Granny shot" being more effective than the overhead shot] But there's something about that shot... it... it just doesn't look right.
Well Coach, that's the whole point of this thing. I mean, if we're gonna end CalSci's 15 year losing streak, we gotta find the best shot, not the shot that looks right.
JKJane Karellen
"You weaponized my telescope!", I hope that's not a Fleinhardt metaphor.
S5 E1812:01 AM
JCJohn Curtis
[about his last meal] There's no ketchup! They always forget the ketchup.
BPBasketball Player
[after Charlie holds his motivational speech] Coach, what the hell are you talking about?
[after the referee kicks him out] What did I say? All I did was calling him a black hole!
[realizing the unintended pun] You called him a black hole?
S5 E19Animal Rites
[about two usernames never being online at the same time] It's like Superman and Clark Kent, never at the same place at the same time.
The same person.
S5 E20The Fifth Man
My first day at CalSci, I stood in this office, and Biederman sat right there and he gave me the onceover and asked: "Are you the Boygenius that everybody says you are?"
And now Biederman is retired and you are the man... oh, pardon me... the Mangenuis!
[on lookout with Don] So we got our math, we got our eyes in the area, my boy Tom Petty says waiting is the hardest part.
S5 E21Disturbed
[about Charlie] He's working on a theory.
Serial killer, and nobody noticed but him.
How'd he figured?
Signals from deep space?
RMRoy McGill
[showing Charlie his headquarters] Welcome to the truth cave!
RMRoy McGill
I think the Bureau calls me a 'conspiracy nut'.
S5 E22Greatest Hits
This er... dead Jack in the box, his name is Greg Berlin.
That's our best lead. Let's get on it then?
We could, but I'm pretty sure it's a dead end.
[about Nikki predicting where to find a body before] Here we go again, 'The Amazing Nikki'.
They are replaying bank robberies Greatest Hits!
Dang. Nice digs. (chuckling) Well, I don't understand. Dad said it was like a disaster, like my room when I was 15.
He was right, by the way. Um, no, Amita came by today and did all this. It's nice of her.
You've definitely arrived, kid.
Yeah. I've arrived. Don't know how long I'm set to stay.
What are you talking about? You've been working for this your whole life.
Yeah. My destiny. What if my future has changed, you know? What if it's not being an academic?
What, you mean the FBI stuff? You don't seem to have a problem doing both.
It's become increasingly difficult for me to be here in this bubble lecturing about set theory, knowing that there are real lives at risk, that there are real lives being lost out there.
You know, Charlie, I've seen a lot of good agents burn out. You know, guys that just don't want to go home because they're afraid they'll miss something. What is... ( shuts scanner off ) I don't know about the whole destiny thing. You've had it pounded into your head since you were a kid. Why don't you just... do what you want on any given day? Okay? Just live a little.
I don't know.
Yeah, well, I do.
Hey. Am I interrupting something?
No, I was just, uh, heading out, actually.
Good. 'Cause I need Charlie.
All right. Congratulations. Uh, this is nicer than my apartment. See you later.
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