Nikki Betancourt quotes from Numb3rs

Nikki Betancourt

[seeing David on the news about a missing magician] Agent Harry Potter, first on the scene!

Nikki Betancourt

[on lookout with Don] So we got our math, we got our eyes in the area, my boy Tom Petty says waiting is the hardest part.

Nikki Betancourt

[about one of Charlie's analogies] So the snake sits around all day and gets fat?

Nikki Betancourt

[to Charlie about a game] So you're turning down free money, because you wanna punish me?

Nikki Betancourt

The perp fled in a brown truck,... flower truck or bread truck.

Don Eppes

Stolen, right?

Nikki Betancourt

Unless we're looking at a gang of rough bakers.

Nikki Betancourt

[after David opened a secret vault] How'd you do that?

David Sinclair

I work for Batman.

David Sinclair

[about the thiefs] Let me get this straight. They passed up paintings and diamonds for...

Nikki Betancourt

Sneakers!?

Nikki Betancourt

[after David opened a secret vault] How'd you do that?

David Sinclair

It worked for Batman.

David Sinclair

[about Charlie] He's working on a theory.

Colby Granger

Serial killer, and nobody noticed but him.

Nikki Betancourt

How'd he figured?

Colby Granger

Signals from deep space?

Colby Granger

This er... dead Jack in the box, his name is Greg Berlin.

Don Eppes

That's our best lead. Let's get on it then?

Nikki Betancourt

We could, but I'm pretty sure it's a dead end.

David Sinclair

[about Nikki predicting where to find a body before] Here we go again, 'The Amazing Nikki'.

Nikki Betancourt

Your handsome, you got a good job, there's no reason why you shouldn't have a girlfriend.

David Sinclair

If you would take as much interest in your workload as you do in my love life, you would have catched Bin Laden and DB Cooper by now.

Colby Granger

Why do I feel like I'm in a Scooby-Doo cartoon?

Nikki Betancourt

Jinkies, Fred, I don't know.

Charlie Eppes

All right, Feigenbaum's online!

Nikki Betancourt

I'll get Don.

Charlie Eppes

What are they saying?

Amita Ramanujan

Okay. "I've got a surprise for you." "Funny, got one for you, too."

Don Eppes

You got a trace?

Charlie Eppes

Yeah, but they're probably bouncing around a hundred IPs. I mean, they'll be offline before we get a location.

Amita Ramanujan

"We should meet." "Ha ha. Touch my system and it will eat your young." Okay, that was Augie.

Don Eppes

Okay, so Feigenbaum wants to meet.

Charlie Eppes

Augie's rewriting his code.

Amita Ramanujan

Hey, you guys, wait. This is going to be over in a second.

Nikki Betancourt

Can we get a screenshot?

Amita Ramanujan

Got it!

Nikki Betancourt

What would you do if you won the lottery, Sinclair?

David Sinclair

Well, I'd drive a nice car to work. What about you?

Nikki Betancourt

Well, first off, I'd buy you a nicer car.

David Sinclair

Oh yeah?

Nikki Betancourt

Then I'd make you drive me to work.