Larry, is everything all right?
Everything? Well, I'm not sure that I can account for the state of all matter, but ...
You know exactly what I'm talking about! Stop trying to Fleinhardt your way around answering me!
S3 E5Traffic
S3 E6Longshot
You decided that maybe you were too old to be making out in the backseat of a car?
Also ... car ... no backseat.
Actually, I may have before me a problem that cannot be drummed away.
Megan?
She's ... she's exiting and she's beautiful, and this thing that is between us, it's beginning to affect my work!
What is going on between you two?
[stresses every single word] I have not the slightest idea!
Well, you never worked well with emotionally uncertainty!
You think that's it? You think that a emotional uncertainty lies at the heart of all this?
Really, I'm not as familiar with that side of you.
[sighs] No ... nor, it seems, am I.
S3 E7Blackout
[Larry and Charlie are arguing]
Tighten it.
[slaps Larry's hand] Don't touch it.
Hey. Play nice.
Don't go all Isaac Newton on me.
Sir Isaac Newton.
S3 E8Hardball
Twenty minutes ago I was on the couch, watching Blazing Saddles in my pajamas. This better be good.
Oh, this is better than good.
Your red cowgirl PJs?
[grins] Mmm-hmm.
Oh ... [stares into space, apparently contemplating the scene]
You know what this place kinda reminds me of?
Let me guess, Blade Runner.
Yeah, exactly. I think Ridley Scott knew what the future was going to look like.
I get shot at, and you guys respond to it by doing math?
That's how we roll at CalSci.
Are the numbers supposed to be glowing at some point?
I have noticed that some expressions have a certain shimmering quality to them.
S3 E9Waste Not
Change is inevitable, and those who adapt most quickly are the most likely to survive.
S3 E10Brutus
Were I in a less ebullient frame of mind, I might very well just bop you in the nose.
I believe that's my copy of the Quarterly Review of Cosmology?
Yeah, it is ...
Why are we engaged in combat over it?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
No.
No one likes to hear I told you so.
A = B = C = D. It's like one of Charlie's equations ... I can't believe I just said that.
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