Hey Chuck you need some help back there? C'mon Susie Homemaker, we're ready to eat.
If you call me Chuck one more time I swear,
Yeah alright how 'bout "Chucky"?
Chucky, how about I call you "Donald"?
How about I called you "nerd"?
S2 E22Backscatter
S2 E23Undercurrents
[panting from chasing after a suspect] Why do they always run?
'Cause we wear suits, man. You always figure you can outrun a guy in a suit.
[To Amita when she is leaving, clearly upset] What, did I say something I shouldn't have?
I don't know, Charlie. It's just that my job is starting to feel like it's all about your job.
[to David Sinclair as they walk into a Chinese strip club] We're the only white people in here.
Yes ... [looks at Granger] we are.
S2 E24Hot Shot
Dad got shot. During a hold-up at a grocery store. It was pretty ... upsetting.
Yeah, I bet.
And Mom made pancakes.
Pancakes?
I don't even dream normally.
Colby likes the boyfriend for it. (the murder)
Yeah? And why is that?
Guy claims he and Charlotte Daniels agreed not to have sex.
And in Granger's mind that immediately makes him a suspect.
S3 E1Spree
Well, I didn't run away from home, but I didn't walk either. And unlike Crystal, I can live with all of my decisions. I don't even regret most of them. Does that make you uncomfortable?
[shaking his head] Look. I'm a man who lives in hotel rooms and sleeps on couches.
[Pauses]
Does that make you uncomfortable?
Nooo, I find it oddly attractive.
ugh You constantly put me in mind of the M57 Nebula, with these layers upon layers of endless complexities.
You know, I don't think I will ever tire of being compared to the M57 Nebula.
S3 E2Two Daughters
I should shut up, shouldn't I?
No-o, you should kiss me now.
You kiddin' me? Fleinhardt and Megan?
Yeah, man, for about, uh, a few weeks now.
So everybody knows?
Everybody knows now.
Can't believe she didn't tell me.
Charlie rambling about maths, Don looking slightly dazed.
Anyone else following this?
You just nodd your head and wait for the punchline.
LFDr. Larry Fleinhart
...the spectral properties of supernova remnant 1713.7-3946... [OK, he means RX J1713.7-3946, and its spectral properties are not all that special. Wish they'd had an astrophysics consultant as well as a math consultant!]
I should shut up, shouldn't I?
No-o, you should kiss me now.
S3 E3Provenance
You speak French?
There was a girl, once upon a time.
S3 E4The Mole
I'm using differential equations to perfect the chocolate chip cookie.
[takes a bite of a cookie] Needs bigger chips.
S3 E5Traffic
[on highway attacks not being random] What about meteors?
No, Larry. Not even the FBI can stop meteors.
Well, not yet, maybe ... but ...
Seven random freeway attacks and not one of them fits the profile of a random freeway attack? ... I mean, is it possible for something to be too random to be random?
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