[about Colby sleeping with a suspect] Screwing up is leaving your gun in the bathroom. This is messed up!
S5 E3Blowback
You know, the LAPD is a fascinating organization; they invented SWAT, they invented community policing, the DARE program...
LLarry
Not to mention Joe Friday
Oh yeah, he's from Dragnet, right?
Yeah, and you know, his badge number, 714? It's been retired, no officer can wear it.
LLarry
That's odd, that's the same number stamped on US-made Quaalude tablets.
(awkward pause)
LLarry
It's not really relevant how I know that
S5 E4Jack of All Trades
GGirl
Will you take a picture of me and my friends?
No. But I'll take your camera.
Charlie, don't move, don't move. His head was like this. You make a terrible assistant.
[to Charlie] It must feel good to be legit again.
Morning, sunshine. Are we Kelli Rand fans or what?
What is this? She waits till now to get interesting. That's awesome.
S5 E5Scan Man
Check this out! Two men died for a truckload of empty boxes.
This is one time the haystack is gonna tell us more than the needles.
We got thousands of trucks, millions of parcels, this is one large haystack Charlie!
S5 E6Magic Show
You're just not into BBall, huh?
It brings out the worst in otherwise reasonable people.
[seeing David on the news about a missing magician] Agent Harry Potter, first on the scene!
S5 E7Charlie Don't Surf
Thanks for running. Easier to tell who's guilty.
[talking about the way Charlie is wearing his Neoprene suit] I'm fairly certain the zipper goes in back.
S5 E8Thirty-Six Hours
[to suspect] Watch your head.
[Crashes suspects head into the car roof, Nikki smiles]
[to Nikki] I don't want you doing stuff like that. I want you to be better than me.
[after hearing his weekend is cancelled] Rest is for the weary!
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