RRapist
It's just sex, guys.
We'll see how you feel when you become someone's cell block bitch.
S4 E12Power
S4 E13Black Swan
We're going to need dry-erase boards. Lots of dry-erase boards.
[David asks Colby to climb up the trellis]
Yeah. Colby, go down the elevator shaft. Colby, jump in the bay. Hey, Colby, climb the Sixth Street Bridge.
I went out on the bridge with you, okay?
What's the deal with the waffles, man?
I think it's Charlie's way of saying that your family is whoever you want to eat waffles with.
That's a worthy sentiment.
And one that's even better with syrup.
[talking to Colby] You, my friend, are a prisoner of high standards and low social skills.
S4 E14Checkmate
RBRobin Brooks
You can be a real bastard sometimes.
Yeah! My shrink said something like that!
RBRobin Brooks
This shrink – has he taught you how to say "I was wrong" yet?
When I'm stuck, I've always found the work pattern of a certain Englishman to be inspirational.
Sir Isaac Newton?
No, Sherlock Holmes.
According to my instructor, in the event of a firefight my best course of action is to get into a fetal position and call for my mama.
At least it's not porn.
That would be Granger's computer.
Only on Saturday nights.
S4 E15End Game
All right, so where is the "I told you so"?
You made the call you thought was right. It sucks being the boss. But you know what? It's not a democracy.
Okay, so you're thinking if Ferraro and Porter are trained to act in a certain way, we'll be able to predict what their next move will be?
Yeah. Maybe Charlie will be able to slap it into one of those algorithmic, geo-profiling, hot-zone hot-pocket deals.
Put it just like that when you ask him.
S4 E16Atomic No. 33
[to Larry] Not everyone has the emotional and intellectual resource to search for God in a supercollider.
I hate to break this up, but I was about to pass out from the marker fumes.
Ah, yes, that would be the lemon. I told you it was too much.
[sniffing the pen] I like it.
It smells like a urinal cake.
Oh boy, that's the fourth security camera we passed since they buzzed us through the gate.
Extremist in Orwellian paranoia as well as stunted religious beliefs.
MEM.E. Ridenhour
We all have normal levels of heavy metal like arsenic or mercury in our bodies. Hair shows abnormal dosages.
Even a year later?
MEM.E. Ridenhour
They dug up Napoleon and it worked on him, so yeah, I think we still got a window here.
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