Charlie Eppes quotes from Numb3rs

Alan Eppes

Look at this workload of mine. How do these kids do it?

Charlie Eppes

They're kids.

Charlie Eppes

You're right.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

About what?

Lt. Gary Walker

I've gotten used to not understanding what the hell you're talking about.

Charlie Eppes

It's great to see you too, Lieutenant.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

That page is blank.

Charlie Eppes

Not after I sign it.

Amita Ramanujan

I got it! I stole his mojo bag!

Charlie Eppes

[to Megan and Colby via phone] She just stole his mojo.

Charlie Eppes

I know how to trap this guy.

Colby Granger

Yeah? Does it involve your deceptive upper body strength?

Charlie Eppes

I have the willpower of a field mouse!

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

But in that field you are a very popular mouse!

Charlie Eppes

Knocking on the door from 300 miles above Earth.

David Sinclair

Well, we're about to knock a lot harder.

Charlie Eppes

Galactus? That's the guy who ate planets.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

Yeah, but he was stellar Darwinism. He was necessary to the survival of the universe.

Charlie Eppes

What?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

He was the third four, along with eternity and death.

Charlie Eppes

Larry, he wanted to eat the Earth.

Don Eppes

You gotta give up on this one, buddy.

Charlie Eppes

I didn't get where I am by giving up on being right.

Charlie Eppes

[watching the elevators] If we were to stand here for several hours ...

Alan Eppes

Saved by the bell!

Charlie Eppes

He's Warspying.

Liz Warner

Just when I'm convinced you can't come up with something new.

Alan Eppes

What? So we'll just wait?

Charlie Eppes

Until they need me.

Alan Eppes

What are they gonna need you for?

Charlie Eppes

There's always something.

Charlie Eppes

There is nothing wrong with my driving.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

So the chorus of car horns that follows in your wake ... what is that? A spontaneous phenomenon?

Amita Ramanujan

Charlie, you really can't be too careful.

Charlie Eppes

You're wrong. This is proof right here you can be too careful.