Charlie Eppes quotes from Numb3rs

Charlie Eppes

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Colby Granger

No.

Charlie Eppes

Hey ... so, we're gonna be back sometime Sunday night.

Alan Eppes

In time for dinner?

Charlie Eppes

Well, it is a math conference at Stanford ... so chances are we may be a little late.

Charlie Eppes

I gotta tell ya, from a mathematical standpoint the designs for this yacht are absolutley amazing. It almost has me thinking about getting back into my fluid dynamics work again.

Alan Eppes

Oh. I mean, abandon your cognitive emergence theory.

Charlie Eppes

I said "almost".

Alan Eppes

Oh, good, because I remember the damage some of those fluid dynamics experiments did on the pond in the backyard.

Charlie Eppes

Oh, all the koi lived.

Megan Reeves

So where's all the money go?

Amita Ramanujan

Most of the money stays in Mexico.

Charlie Eppes

Death Squad Retirement fund.

Don Eppes

[seeing Charlie in his tux] Nice. Very ... ah ...

Charlie Eppes

James Bond?

Colby Granger

No.

Charlie Eppes

Yeah, no, I didn't think so either.

Charlie Eppes

Since when did you become my conscience?

Amita Ramanujan

Around the same time we started making out.

Amita Ramanujan

Byzantines fighting side by side with Cowboys and Indians?

Charlie Eppes

I had an imaginative childhood.

Charlie Eppes

[showing his laptop monitor to David and Colby] Now, this is Professor Stanley Novich, and this is where the door to his lab used to be.

David Sinclair

What do you mean, "used to be"?

Charlie Eppes

I had one of my Dad's contractor friends bring in a crew last night. They drywalled his doorway, they painted it to match the wall. [sniggers]

Charlie Eppes

Hey, do me a favour. Go find Dr. Finch. Tell her we need a priority run on the super computer, and, you know, be convincing.

Oswald Kittner

I'll tell her the fate of democracy's at stake.

Charlie Eppes

I like that.

Charlie Eppes

I can't believe it. Right in the middle of my lecture!

Alan Eppes

Charlie, I'm as embarrassed as you are.

Charlie Eppes

You were snoring!

Charlie Eppes

Are we all so bad down here?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

Beauty and fragility of life on Earth, it takes my breath away.

Charlie Eppes

So what's your problem?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

That I will habituate and lose the vision.

Don Eppes

You were ... actually walking home?

Charlie Eppes

Well, yeah, 'cause once I ... once I got to the road, it was pretty easy.

Don Eppes

I mean, he's eight.

Charlie Eppes

I like walking. You know, that's like ... that's my sport. You got hockey, you got baseball. I walk.

Don Eppes

Like ... like speed walking?

Charlie Eppes

No, like normal ... you've never taken a walk?

Charlie Eppes

Hey, how you doin', I'm Charlie.

Sari Kinshasa.

Alan Eppes

And I'm Alan.

Hello. You're FBI agents?

Charlie Eppes

I'm an FBI consultant.

Alan Eppes

I'm an FBI ... dad.

Charlie Eppes

So I am an FBI. You know, I work for the FBI.

Can't you protect him?

Charlie Eppes

Well, uh, actually, I'm a mathematician.

Charlie Eppes

Don, you have a big ego.

Don Eppes

Thanks.

Charlie Eppes

No, you have a ginormous ego.

Don Eppes

Thanks.