[referring to the threat of a malpractice lawsuit] I don't know what our options are, Sean. I've worked too hard to end up at 40 saying, "Hi, welcome to Cinnabon. How may I help you?"
S1 E3Nanette Babcock
[to Sean, referring to Dr. Grace Santiago] You're listening to the concern of Salsa Spice over the judgment of your partner?
Are you saying I have no ethics?
I'm saying you have a history of liking your money.
I have a discriminating eye, Sean. I turned down Michael Jackson today.
[to Christian] You really want to get inside a woman? Stop thinking like a dick.
GMrs. Grubman
Do you want the lights on or--
Off.
You´re beautiful, Mrs. Grubman. Unfortunately, we live in a world where only one kind of beauty is recognized. But I´m telling you, tonight, the way you worked that room, the way you flirted with those rich guys, batted your eyes and walked away with a $100,000 check for a cause that needs you that was beautiful to me.
S1 E4Sophia Lopez
The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we?
[refering to Merrill, who is dressed in a white suit] You look like a Q-Tip.
You´re the one who inspired me to be a surgeon. I wanted to be you.
GDr. Grayson
You´re gonna be me, Sean. You´re in my path. You´re a success now. Forty is when it starts. The dutiful wife gets tired of your hours and your lack of emotional intelligence. She´ll stay around for another five years if you´re lucky. Mine left when I was 50, but she´ll leave. When Father´s Day comes around, and Christmas, and Thanksgiving, and you sit alone with your diplomas, and the thoughts of all these people whose lives you´ve saved except your own.
I'm afraid ‘pro-bono' is out of the question for this type of operation. That's usually reserved for people who have suffered accidents or birth defects.
Being one gender on the inside and another on the outside is a birth defect.
S1 E5Kurt Dempsey
MAMan at bar
After you commit, it doesn't matter what you wash with. Women smell infidelity like cat piss.
Ever notice how "monogamy" rhymes with "monotony"?
Dr. Santiago, have you ever been sued for malpractice?
As a matter of fact, I haven't.
Of course not. That would be silly. That's like suing a witch doctor for a spell that didn't work.
Does any one here besides me think there's anything morally reprehensible about a white man trying to pass himself off as a victim of the American racial hierarchy?
Sean, tell her to stop using all those big words around me.
Dr. Santiago, maybe you should consider having your own orgasm every now and then so you don't have to live through mine.
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