You know what they say. For every beautiful girl there is a guy tired of screwing her.
“Cliff Mantegna” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Christian Troy (5), Sean (2), Julia (2), Kimber (1), Matt (1)
How do you feel about taking on an intern?
What does she look like?
He is a friend of Julia's from school. Jude, something. I could use the points. She's pissed that I'm not outraged enough about Matt's three-way.
Alright with me, partner. I'd much rather have him hanging around here all day than hanging shirtless by your pool feeding your wife margaritas.
[referring to her nurse's outfit] I spent $400 on this outfit. I'm just trying to do what you wanted and spice things up.
Here's the dilemma. You think a jockey wants to come home to see his girlfriend dressed like a horse? I'm around nurses all day, sweetheart. If I wanted to screw one of them, I would've by now.
Are you doing this because you were rejected by a woman?
MMr. Mantegna
One woman? Try thirty. In one night.
[Edit] Don't worry, Mr. Mantegna. When we're done with you, the only tits you'll be feeling up are gonna belong to Hooters girls.
Can't a woman just do something nice for her husband?
A woman can definitely do something nice for her husband. You driving 20 minutes to bring me lunch sounds like a woman who wants her husband to do something nice for her.
Having three-way sex in my house is a very big deal, Matt.
You guys are lucky that that was all I was doing. I know kids hooked on crank, kids who are plotting to blow up the school.
Congratulations. You win the award for least screwed up teenager.
If I'm going to do this one woman thing, it can't be with just one woman.
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