Nip/Tuck · Season 1, Episode 8
“Cara Fitzgerald” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Christian Troy (5), Sean (2), Julia (1)
[in examination] Dr. Troy, you are the only man I want handling my penis.
You are the only man who's ever said that to me.
Is the scar really gone? My fiance doesn't like going down.
And you're gonna marry that bitch?
Just don't tell my girlfriend.
[Both men laugh]
So the cream will help it all go away in two weeks?
Or your money back.
[upon learning that Sean made a pass at Dr. Grace Santiago] Did you hire her because you're afraid that she might sue?
Lawsuits typically happen when you lose your job after you have slept with the boss.
Is that a threat?
[to Christian] Wait... you slept with Grace?
[rolls his eyes]
Goddamn it! Are you out of your mind? How could you do this!
Sleep with someone who rejected you?
I don't like her, Sean. She is a troublemaker and her shoes are cheap.
Shut up, Christian, just shut up. I need to think.
This is about you playing Demi Moore with some 25-year-old punk kid with an overactive libido.
The one with an overactive libido is a middle-aged surgeon. You fired him for revenge. [Edit] Someone else wants me and you can't stand it.
Please, I can have anyone anytime I want it.
You can't have me.
Julia, your boy toy is me.
15 years younger.
I've lost my faith, Father. I've drank, I've done drugs, I've fornicated with women and discarded them like trash. I've lost my soul. The boys you raped will be saying the same thing in 20 years.
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