Nip/Tuck · Season 1, Episode 6
“Megan O'Hara” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Christian Troy (2), Sean (1), Matt (1)
I'm gonna get a vasectomy. Julia doesn't want to have any more kids and I can't handle another mistake.
That's the most bullshit cure for depression I ever heard. If you want to shoot blanks, Sean, don't get snipped. Do what I do. Take a bath.
What?
For every date, I sit in a 116 degree bath. Excessive testicular heat shuts down spermatogenosis. Teabag your testicles in a hot tub and I swear you'll be sterile and squeaky clean.
Vanessa, this isn't all about Ridley. What do you want?
I just want her to love me, that's all.
Is all this effort worth it?
You tell me, Matt? Is all this pain worth it to you?
Pain? I'm a guy who's about to have a three-way!
I counted each contraction. Three times. Or were you doing your Kegel exercises?
[whispers] Lock the door.
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