Sean and Christian in “Megan O'Hara”

Sean

I'm gonna get a vasectomy. Julia doesn't want to have any more kids and I can't handle another mistake.

Christian

That's the most bullshit cure for depression I ever heard. If you want to shoot blanks, Sean, don't get snipped. Do what I do. Take a bath.

Sean

What?

Christian

For every date, I sit in a 116 degree bath. Excessive testicular heat shuts down spermatogenosis. Teabag your testicles in a hot tub and I swear you'll be sterile and squeaky clean.