You know, Dan, you could get into a lot of trouble for impersonating a military officer.
It just so happens that I am an officer in the United States Army Reserves.
Get out!
No, it's true. In fact, I've been in the Reserves for five years. I mean, it's no big deal. One weekend a month, two weeks every summer...
Like going to the bathroom. [stares from everyone] ...What?
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