Where the hell is Harry? He's over a minute late!
What's the matter, Dan? Your date getting paid by the hour?
No. It just so happens that the assistant DAs have a pool going this month to see who gets the most convictions.
By total volume or percentage?
Raw tonnage.
What?
Yeah, every defendant's weight is right here on the rap sheet. Whoever convicts the most flesh by midnight wins $2,000.
Talk about living off the fat of the land.
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