“Hello, it's us.” – Bob Wheeler, Night Court ... TV Quotes Database

BWBob Wheeler

Hello, it's us.

Bob and June Wheeler, ya Yugoslavian recidivist knuckleheads, you! What the heck brings you by?

They were picked up on a 509-B violation, sir.

509?

Uh-huh.

Yep.

I don't believe I'm familiar with that one.

Well, sir, it's not used in Manhattan very much. It refers to the illegal detonation of... poultry.

Excuse me, but I didn't think that chickens were among our more widely-used explosives.

Sir, the Wheelers were merely trying their hand at egg-farming. They ran into a bit of difficulty with a propane-powered incubator.

So all the would-be chicks are now...

Quiche, yes sir.

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