Harry, Lana and others in “Unfinished Business”

Harry

Hi there. I'm Harry Stone, and you are…?

Lana

Vincent Frago and Iris Keller, second-degree obscenity.

Dan

Yes, Your Honor, these two were apprehended making a porno flick in Central Park.

Liz

Hold on, there, Counselor. The report clearly states that both parties were clothed at the time of arrest.

Yes. But before that, they were naked as jaybirds.

Dan

Oh, did I mention that I have a witness?

Leonard Bloom, Your Honor. I saw the whole thing. Unclothed bodies, writhing around in the grass, contorted dances of lust, screams of sexual delight...

Liz

Objection, Your Honor.

Harry

Sustained. But damn well put, sir.