Sorry I'm late. The chambermaid couldn't get my corset laced.
Yeah, I've been there.
You don't wear a corset, Matthew.
Not anymore, I'll tell you that much.
S4 E22Sinking Ship
There are things in this life worth living for.
Like love?
I was talking about coffee. By the way, do you have any?
Love?
No. Coffee.
No.
Well, then what's the point? [drowns himself]
Matthew, you're not going to find any icebergs with your nose buried in that nefarious scandal sheet.
Aw, gee whiz!
Matthew! What have I told you about swearing on this vessel? I will not have it.
Darn.
Matthew!
Shucks!
Well, I never!
Hold that boat! I've got a heart condition... and I'm a woman!
Whoa! That's a big-ass old iceberg, isn't it?
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