[Bill sets up a cubicle around his desk]
Have you thought about how this will make you co-workers feel?
Actually, one of the great things about the cubicle is not having to think about my co-workers at all.
“The Shrink” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Dave Nelson (3), Bill McNeal (1), Lisa Miller (1)
You slept with your therapist? --
No!
Your therapist?
No he wasn't my therapist. I would never sleep with my therapist. He was my professor!
You slept with your professor?!
Yeah.
I mean, isn't that illegal, and disgusting?
Illegal? No. Inappropriate? Yes. Disgusting? Mmm...Hardly.
I resent the hell out of having to spend the day with a man who slept with my girlfriend. I can't tell you how excruciating and uncomfortable this day has been. I mean, what kind of professor sleeps with his sophomore students?
FDr. Frank
Well, I'm sorry, but I was going through a very strange time back then.
Oh, yeah? Wanna talk about it?
FDr. Frank
Not really.
Well, you know what they say, doc: let it out or sweat it out.
FDr. Frank
Well, I was dealing with a lot of issues.
What kind of issues?
FDr. Frank
[pause] Sexual addiction.
I'm sorry, I'm from Wisconsin. Is that the same as "gettin' a lot"?
FDr. Frank
Similar. I was out of control, totally indiscriminate - students, faculty, men, women, it didn't matter. [pause] Boy, it feels good to talk about it!
Well, that's what I'm here for.
FDr. Frank
You're a good listener.
Thank you.
FDr. Frank
And you have nice hands.
Sorry?
FDr. Frank
Your hands. I noticed them earlier. They're quite beautiful.
You never really resolved the aforementioned problem, did you?
FDr. Frank
Not really.
Wanna talk about it?
FDr. Frank
[whimpering] Mmm-hmm.
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