Dave and Dr. Frank in “The Shrink”

Dave

I resent the hell out of having to spend the day with a man who slept with my girlfriend. I can't tell you how excruciating and uncomfortable this day has been. I mean, what kind of professor sleeps with his sophomore students?

Well, I'm sorry, but I was going through a very strange time back then.

Dave

Oh, yeah? Wanna talk about it?

Not really.

Dave

Well, you know what they say, doc: let it out or sweat it out.

Well, I was dealing with a lot of issues.

Dave

What kind of issues?

[pause] Sexual addiction.

Dave

I'm sorry, I'm from Wisconsin. Is that the same as "gettin' a lot"?

Similar. I was out of control, totally indiscriminate - students, faculty, men, women, it didn't matter. [pause] Boy, it feels good to talk about it!

Dave

Well, that's what I'm here for.

You're a good listener.

Dave

Thank you.

And you have nice hands.

Dave

Sorry?

Your hands. I noticed them earlier. They're quite beautiful.

Dave

You never really resolved the aforementioned problem, did you?

Not really.

Dave

Wanna talk about it?

[whimpering] Mmm-hmm.