Is this chicken I have or is it fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken... by the sea... is that stupid?
What?! Don’t make fun of me right now; I’m not in the mood.
You act like you’ve never had tuna before.
I’ve had tuna fish, like, sandwiches and stuff, like this...
Baby, you and I have eaten tuna like this before.
Why is it called "Chicken by the Sea" or "in the Sea"?
"Chicken of the Sea" is the brand.
You know, 'cause a lot of people eat tuna, it's like a lot of people eat chicken? So it's like the chicken of the sea.
Okay. I understand now. I was-I read it wrong... [giggles]
I just wanna lay here and like watch a movie or something, 'cause I'm so tired...
There might be a basketball game in a little bit...
No, I said watch a movie.
There might be a basketball game in a little bit...
No, I said watch a movie.
JS Jessica's mom
It can't be.
There's all kinds of drama in basketball...
Well, I mean-I mean, if Teen Wolf was on, I'd watch that.
Well, you can watch a movie, I'll go next door with the dancers, and we'll watch basketball.
JS Jessica's mom
Ohhhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhhh, that's so good!
They love watching basketball with me.
I take my bag everywhere I go; every single place I go. You know, it's my pet; pet Louis. I don't know, is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
I have bubbles in my tummy, I think. I need to stretch.
Oh, so you're gonna go in the tent and fart, is that what you're saying?
No, it's just air, it's not stink.
DL Drew and Lea
Right, right, right.
I tried that one all the time.
My boobs are in the way, My boobs make a curve.
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
I'm not gonna hit anybody, right? Alright, let's get out of here. [tries to open the garage door with the remote, but it won't move] Again? Why is my thing... [tries again] Oh, please!
It was doing this the other day, wasn't it?
[continuing to struggle with her garage door remote after the door goes up and then down] What? That was weird...
Isn't it plat-a-ma-pus , or is it platypus?
It's not a plat-a-ma-pus, it's a platypus.
Oh, I always thought it was a platypus ; I always thought it was plat-a-ma-pus .
He had gas issues all over the place...
They all had gas issues...
Oh, Eric, you stink! You're a rotten-aw man, you...
I'm think I need to go... drop some kids into the pool.
K Katie
Oh, come on, you know some of us are still trying to eat. The pool's closed. It's adult swim.
They have holes in their heads?
[referring to the buffalo wings on the table] Try these?
It's not buffalo, you idiot! Oh my god...
Well, it's-then, why do they call it buffalo wings?
Baby, come on, you know it.
'Cause barbecue wings started in Buffalo, or something like that... You don't find it weird that buffaloes don't have wings?
I'm not a good tryer-clothers-er-on-er; my stylists hate me; I mean, they love me, of course, but I always complain.
Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is almost mid-20s.
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