A character in Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica
Played by Drew Lachey
Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica · 24 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica: in 4 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessica Simpson (4), Lea (3), Nick Lachey (2)
I have bubbles in my tummy, I think. I need to stretch.
Oh, so you're gonna go in the tent and fart, is that what you're saying?
No, it's just air, it's not stink.
Right, right, right.
Promise.
DrewI tried that one all the time.
DrewUgh, aw, oh...
He had gas issues all over the place...
They all had gas issues...
DrewOh, Eric, you stink! You're a rotten-aw man, you...
[referring to the buffalo wings on the table] Try these?
I don't eat buffalo.
It's not buffalo, you idiot! Oh my god...
It's not?
No, it's chicken!
Well, it's-then, why do they call it buffalo wings?
Baby, come on, you know it.
I don't know this!
Drew'Cause barbecue wings started in Buffalo, or something like that... You don't find it weird that buffaloes don't have wings?
Never thought about it.
[reacting with surprise and shock after Drew tells him that Jessica had just stunk up the bathroom really bad] Jessica-it was Jessica?!
Drew[nods his head with amusement and points to Jessica with his thumb] She's there... [walks away laughing]
Baby, what did you do...? I was-I just thought Drew farted out here... oh my gosh... [he and Jessica head for the bathroom while Jessica giggles in amusement and tries to act innocent] Turn this-there's a fan; turn the fan on!
[not wanting to take responsibility for the smell] But baby, I didn't see any fan in there!
[after inhaling the smell directly at its source] OH MY GOD!!!!! Oh-ho... [Nick and Jessica turn around and quickly head away from the bathroom; Jessica giggles while Nick holds his nose and slams the bathroom door behind them, and then walks back into the foyer while gagging and gasping for air, and then points the finger of shame at Jessica] You should be ashamed of yourself!
[proud of the nasty smell she produced in the bathroom and amused at Nick's reaction to it] I don't feel good.
Obviously, I don't either anymore... [Jessica playfully slaps Nick on his arm] God... [points in the direction of where Drew just went off to] I just thought I asked Drew if he farted; he was like "you sure you didn't?"! [grossed out, embarrassed, and astonished that his wife could produce such an awful smell, he bends over and puts his head down] Mmmmmm...
Open that door and open this one; good God!
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