A character in Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica
3rd most-quoted character in Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica: in 6 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessica Simpson (6), Drew (3)
I have bubbles in my tummy, I think. I need to stretch.
Oh, so you're gonna go in the tent and fart, is that what you're saying?
No, it's just air, it's not stink.
Right, right, right.
Promise.
I tried that one all the time.
I'm not gonna hit anybody, right? Alright, let's get out of here. [tries to open the garage door with the remote, but it won't move] Again? Why is my thing... [tries again] Oh, please!
It was doing this the other day, wasn't it?
[continuing to struggle with her garage door remote after the door goes up and then down] What? That was weird...
Ugh, aw, oh...
He had gas issues all over the place...
They all had gas issues...
Oh, Eric, you stink! You're a rotten-aw man, you...
They have holes in their heads?
Yes, they do!
[referring to the buffalo wings on the table] Try these?
I don't eat buffalo.
It's not buffalo, you idiot! Oh my god...
It's not?
No, it's chicken!
Well, it's-then, why do they call it buffalo wings?
Baby, come on, you know it.
I don't know this!
'Cause barbecue wings started in Buffalo, or something like that... You don't find it weird that buffaloes don't have wings?
Never thought about it.
Ooh, I love this scent.
What is it?
Do you remember what scent this is? [reads label] Ah...oh, it says it's unscented...
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Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica · 24 quotes
