Winston, Jess and others in “Unfinished Business”

Winston

Schmidt said he thinks about you sometimes when he's making love to himself.

Jess

What?

Schmidt

One time.

Jess

What?!

Schmidt

I thought about bangs and your face just appeared beneath them. Okay, by the way, like I'm the only one. Nick told me it happened to him, like, like, a bunch of times.

Nick

Winston, you told me the first week you got back from Latvia, you had a sex dream about Jess, and she had raccoon hands.

Winston

Dreams do not count.

Jess

You've all thought about me while self-completing?!