Dermot
David, can we talk about your panda book, which contains 100 completely made-up facts about pandas. Were they all made up?
David
Well you be the judge. If a panda gets struck by lightning, its white hair turns black and its black hair turns white, and they're known as negative pandas, but if it gets struck by lightning a second time it reverts back to its original colours and is called a double-negative panda, or just a panda.
Noel
That's true!
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