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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · Season 20

Bill, Simon and others in “20x06”

Bill

[To Krishnan] How do you stand with all the channel four, the whole business, you know, the terrible, you know-

Simon

Bill, it's six weeks ago.

Bill

What?

Simon

The racism.

Bill

Six weeks ago?!

Simon

This is going out in six weeks.

Bill

Don't, don't say that!

Simon

What?

Bill

Don't say it's six weeks ago when it's now, man. You're fucking up with my head! It's now in my head!

Simon

I just don't want you to waste-

Bill

Oh, so let's talk about things that might happen in the future!! Blimey, them new hover trousers are great, aren't they? Bonnie, how's the new perfume range?

Bonnie

Nobody's asked me to launch one...

Bill

They have, 'cause it's in the FUTURE!! He said it was the future!! The Time Lord! Yes, Bonnie's perfume is going very well, thank you, Simon. Now let's carry on as if nothing happened, nobody's any the wiser!!

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